?Language is a living, growing entity. There is a continuous infusion of words to describe new devices, situations and concepts. Recent ones include "iPad" and "palance" from technology and Carnival, respectively, emanating from the USA and Trinidad. Occasionally, a word may be imported from another language and culture and adapted to a completely new setting. The recontextualisation of the ancient noun "guru" from the Hindu domain to the modern term "management guru" is but one example. This became possible through the generalisation of the root concept and the skilful embedding of it into the management sciences discourse. The word "honourable" is pronounced with a silent "h" and thus if we were to spell it as it is spoken, it would become "onourable." Another convention is to use the apostrophe sign as a mark of elision, a common example being its use in the word "it's." If both conventions are applied to the noun that describes that hard, permanent and pointed outgrowth that can be found on the heads of goats, cows and possibly unicorns, we arrive at the word 'orn.
In the inimitable Trini style, characterised by rambunctious, suggestive, bacchanalian and vivid imagery, the word 'orn has been not only verbalised but also its meaning deformed, by the force of lewdness, to acquire new application. This verb is used in both the transitive and intransitive modes, and neither situation is consistent with ethics or morality. The generalisation of the Trini meaning of the verb "to 'orn" results in "to break the trust upon which a relationship is based or to be unfaithful in any relationship." Honour, on the other hand, symbolises trustworthiness and faithfulness. It would be reasonable to conclude that an honourable person can be trusted to be faithful to any relationship entered, be it marital, in the workplace, in the judiciary, or in politics. Referring to such people as "your honour" or "the honourable so and so" is quite in order for they would not betray our confidence by lying and scheming.
The antonym of honourable is 'ornerable. The liar, schemer, obfuscator and shameless ethically handicapped should thus be addressed as "your 'orner" or "the 'ornerable so and so." Bhaji is quite a tasty dish consisting only of spinach, be it of the dasheen bush or churai variety. Dasheen bush cooked with some ochroes, pumpkin and grated coconut jelly results in a differently tasting dish called callaloo. In a like manner Trinis have added to Standard English, mainly through pronunciation and sheer verbal entrepreneurship, to generate a local dialect, Trinilese. In it, rivets become ribits, affidavit becomes affidavis and box becomes bax. The phenomenon of "drag-outness" is quite pronounced. Ravi becomes Raa-vee whereas the correct pronunciation is the concatenation of the two short syllables "Ra" and "vi." The talented Adrian Barath made his IPL debut a few days ago and was caught while trying to force the run rate, resulting in him not doing as well as he could. A Trini watching the match on television was heard saying, "Doh mine dat, you made a good airfort." Airfort, in case there is any confusion, is Trinilese for effort.
The drag-out phenomenon mentioned above contains no malice. But there is another kind that has viciousness about it for the intent is to rag-up another person. To rag-up is to demean through verbalisation. So it would not be surprising if the word 'ornerable is subjected to this and becomes the dragged-out to be pronounced "awe nah"–"no sah your awe-nah." The thing about dialect is that it really provides an effective language for accurately describing events and situations for it is derived from keenly intuitive social insight, unburdened by the conservatively overbearing restrictions of formal grammar and the tomfoolery of political correctedness. When it is claimed that it takes nearly a year to find five people suitable to sit on the Integrity Commission coupled with the astonishing events stalking the land, one is forced to conclude that the honourable thing for the society to do now is to start to weed out the 'ornerable ones.
Prakash Persad is the director of Swaha Inc
