From out of nowhere this man came
And wid his big mout' shot to fame
Talking 'bout everything and what everybody do
Ranting on de air on Power 102
He jump wid haste from de PNM ship
Lambaste Manning and de chief whip
And he was always critical from de start
Of dat man dey call Calder Hart
Day in day out he at a rate
Until poor Patos fall for de bait
He consult wid de seer woman
And they decide to call ah election
One time Anil jump into de fray
And start campaigning for election say
Making noise his mout' gettin' bigger
Planning ah upset dat Karen couldn't figure
She get so vex she storm down by he
An' say Rowley cyar be wajang like me
Down in he office she try to make mas
Say how she teach he sister-in-law in she class
She went on to talk 'bout de job dey get fuh she
As a big sawatee down in TDC
And in trying to make out she case
Karen find Anil should know he damn place
But Anil was always ah upstart
Bold & brash, could talk fast & smart
He was never one dat you could hush up
And moreso when he join wid de COP
He keep talking all over de place
And finally beat Karen in de election race
And den he eventually enter de Parliament
De people's business to try and represent
He ain't fraid criticism, he face a barrage
Over de incident wid Nicki Minaj
On top of de fact dat de concert did buss
Dey say he just bring she down here just to cuss
But dat was not de end of dis story for he
As he now have to face Privileges Committee
Doh he swear to de God in de sky
De Opposition accusing him say dat he lie
He was de first our de blocks on firing
Calling for de removal of Mary King
He was also one of de first to let de world know
Dat he felt Mr Nizam should go
Next he den train he mout' as a weapon
And focus on pounding poor Dookeran
Day and night he wouldn't give Dooks ah breather
And talk in town was Anil for COP leader
Now he beat Winston into submission
And make him do de duck and run
So now wid Dooks dropping out de race
Anil rampaging all over de place
Dey say he have support from Jack
But now he facing opposition from Prak
And de latest we hearing from Vernon
Is dat he too going for de election
So it will be interesting to see
If COP will become ah young UNC
So in 2015 instead of voting for COP
You go be casting yuh vote fuh UNCOP
Some say Anil trying to sell out de party
To carry it to de bosom of de UNC
But they say if dat is really he goal
De COP go be losing its heart an' its soul
Come July 3 de members will decide
Which of de two roads dey choosing to ride
To remain distinct and stand on yuh own
Or become a bigger UNC full blown
But one of de t'ings folks will never forget
Is when yuh show seniors disrespect
Dookeran will understand because he is a reader
When we say Anil for COP leader