The new Greeks the old leaders say
Beat yuh books and leh we break away
But that was then but now is beast we creating
A funny thing though, the eras relating
Cause as a gorgon shoot another gorgon
The doctor job is to stitch up he organ
The lawyer job is to keep him outta jail
He back on the street
Terror in yuh tail
-Another Day in Paradise
David Rudder
The real problem is that we've never had a local cop drama. Like CSI Besson Street. Or Laventille Hill Blues. Or 21 St Vincent Street. The fact that the Police Service has no fictional heroes with which we can identify is the void that Ian Alleyne tries to fill. And his real life drama becomes stranger and more delicious than any fiction that we could dream up.
I mean who doesn't love the story of a crime-fighting vigilante out for justice for the poor man? Funny that no local television producers have ever jumped to fill that important niche. The problem is that media houses like CCN are not investing in creating local television content.
News is the only show that any money gets spent on. And so the lines between entertainment and information are frequently blurred if acknowledged at all. We are so excited to see ourselves inside the tv, we are in a constant state of performance.
News and Crime Watch. The sum total of regular local content for a television station that boasts about being the most watched. If that isn't a crime against the viewing public I don't know what is. Television, if we are to believe everything that comes to us from outside, is about creating your own mythology. About advancing your own ideology, your own belief systems. About creating a version of yourself that is accessible or at least believable, that the wider population will want to emulate.
It is interesting that Ian Alleyne is the biggest star on local television. It is even more interesting that stations like CCN, reflective of the media as a whole, is part of the fear mongering and the making of stars among little boys who never got the attention they needed from their parents or the education system and how they hold on to that desire to be noticed and so they perform their pain in elaborate shoot-out scenes that then get re-enacted on the news at night and in the papers in the morning.
We look on in delighted horror at the spectacle of how we could end up so. This is part of us but not really. It is some other self. The Othering of what a Trini is. Without really wanting to deal with the fullness of the terror we feel or take responsibility for the terrors we have created.
The monsters we create are on all sides of the law. The law is antiquated and inadequate and designed to keep us alienated from who we are. The law is a reason for us to not really understand who we are. A convenient and ultimately movable boundary. The truth is that everybody wants to be above the law. Even devoted crime fighters believe that the law does not apply to them.
So the mob turns out to protect their saviour. The mob does not turn up when their own rights are being infringed upon. The mob will come to say that Ian Alleyne has a right to show a little girl being raped on television. To poke and prod somebody's dead son. Show the footage of a woman's body parts severed in a car accident. This is in keeping with the various fictions that bombard us from abroad every night.
The mob will speed down the highway to CCN building. The mob will bad-drive people to get there to defend Ian Alleyne's crime fighting. The mob will not go to Police Headquarters to demand that the police do their job so that Ian Alleyne wouldn't be on television every weeknight. Ian Alleyne is not working to put himself out of a job.
The mob is full of citizens shaking down the walls of a media house. The mob is full of media people fighting each other for the best picture to sell the most papers the next morning. The mob is full of people who come just because they cannot resist a good bacchanal.
The mob will not notice the street children in downtown Port-of-Spain. The mob will not see the indignity of their own presence here. Demanding freedom for a man who is more cult leader than crime fighter, who is part of perpetuating a problem he says he wants to fight.
The mob is there to protect a version of reality as imagined by the media, as imagined by Ian Alleyne, as imagined by a Police Service that has no fictional heroes to emulate, except those from outside.
Meanwhile in Norway, the case against Anders Behring Breivik is taking place in a closed court. For one thing, they don't want to give Breivik the publicity he wants and secondly the things he did are way too gruesome to broadcast and out of consideration for the survivors of that horrible day last summer, they are keeping the media out.
Meanwhile in Trinidad, we prize open our wounds not wanting them to heal. We make our criminals and politicians stars. We are watching their every move. And taking great delight in the entertainment. We only know how to bawl here. Bawling is the new happiness. Like licks is the new love and watching crime is the new spectator sport. In the absence of a reliable fiction, we live a constructed reality. And the only people who win are the advertisers
