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Even without the benefit of amnesia, dementia, 32 bottles of rum a day, it’s all too easy to misplace tout bagai in slippery Trinidad. You’re far more likely to get what you can’t see than what you thought you saw, if you see what I didn’t mean. And pardna, if yuh think I chattin chupidness, then stink again.
So given my admittedly impaired short-term recall (as in: whey Ah put me glasses; Ah does need dem tuh find dem) may every ginko head and ginseng-root nibbler come to my aid. I swear on my mother’s unmarked grave (cyar find it) I leave dat ultra-sound in Sando horsespittle good good good. Lemme see nah, two days ago? Hmm, mebbe more.
But surety just now or then or sometime this side of the millennium, which seem like only yesterday I dey schoochin de ol’ KY jelly on misses an madams’ belly and watchin dem lil foetus kickin up an winin dong, like true true Trini ready tuh parteeee. Boy, lemme tell yuh, dat was something to behold yes.
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