A few days ago I was chatting with my partner, Rufus, from Moruga, when the subject of the recent travails of the Integrity Commission came up, and he immediately blurted out, "Boy, if Papa was still alive he woulda be the rightest man for them!"He then went on to strongly suggest that every member of that august body be taken to a secluded area for a stringent bush bath, preferably in the sea, so that the salt water could assist in cleansing and purging them of all the ills that bedevil the institution.Rufus also said each individual be brushed down, from head to toe, with a shay shay ray broom.His last suggestion was that each person should always have a sachet, containing blue, pinned to an undergarment, since they appeared to have inherited a dark, bad luck cloud which hangs over their collective heads.Hilarious, eh?
Manny Joseph,
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