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Elsa Wrench returns

Published: 
Monday, October 15, 2012

 

Whatever she is...she’s back!
 
Now you can enjoy the wit and wisdom of Elsa Wrench in the T&T Guardian. 
 
We asked her to describe herself—but she was completely unhelpful:
 
“I used to be the shop-till-you drop correspondent back in the nineties, but in this economy that might be insensitive and, nowadays, even though I take all my vitamins, the drop comes so much faster during the shop.
 
“I once aspired to be a fashionista, but that would be ambitious, since I still have not mastered the high heel.”
 
So just what is she good for, then?
 
Elsa says: “I have been inflicting my opinion on people for decades and most of my friends are still speaking to me and inviting me to their parties. I can say what other people think but don’t voice because they fear offending the wrong people; don’t have the time to articulate their deepest thoughts; are ashamed to acknowledge their guilty pleasures; or are so busy being sensible and mature, they have forgotten how to laugh.”
 
You can find Elsa Wrench in the Life Today section of your T&T Guardian every Monday, starting October 22.
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