Professor C. Justin Robinson
Imagine earning $1 million every year. How long to become a billionaire? A thousand years. Now imagine the world’s richest people had to earn their fortunes the same way—when would they have started? Before Christ walked the Earth. Some before the pyramids were built. This mind-bending thought experiment reveals modern wealth inequality in a way that transcends economics and enters human imagination. Today’s ultra-wealthy don’t just live differently—they exist in geological time.
The Stone Age billionaires
* Elon Musk ($371 billion) – Started: 368,975 BC Tesla’s CEO would have begun earning during the Stone Age, when humans were mastering fire. His wealth predates agriculture by 360,000 years. While Musk talks about Mars, his fortune timeline suggests he’s already colonized deep time.
*� Mark Zuckerberg ($247 billion) – Started: 244,975 BC Facebook’s founder reaches back to the Ice Age, when woolly mammoths roamed and humans numbered in thousands. The man who connected billions would have started when humans barely communicated beyond grunts.
*� Jeff Bezos ($237 billion) – Started: 234,975 BC Amazon’s founder began when saber-toothed cats prowled Earth. No Prime delivery then—just hunter-gatherers tracking herds across continents.
Human-speed success stories
But extraordinary wealth doesn’t always require geological time. Talented individuals worldwide are compressing centuries into decades:
* Rihanna ($1.4 billion) – Started: 625 A.D. Barbados’ superstar built her Fenty empire in two decades, compressing 1,400 years of theoretical earnings into a generation. From Westbury Road to global icon: that’s Caribbean time, not geological time.
* Gautam Adani ($77 billion) – Started: 75,025 BC India’s infrastructure mogul built his empire in decades during India’s economic boom, despite his Stone Age timeline.
* Usain Bolt ($90 million) – Started: 1935 The world’s fastest man built his empire in one Olympic career—a decade of peak performance during humanity’s Great Depression era.
The reality check
Here’s what these timescales mean globally:
* Teacher in Kenya ($5,000 yearly): 200 years to reach $1 million
* Factory worker in Bangladesh ($2,000 yearly): 500 years
* Coffee farmer in Guatemala ($1,500 yearly): 667 years
* Tech worker in India ($25,000 yearly): 40 years
To become a billionaire at $100,000 annually: 10,000 years
The contrast is staggering: while half the world lives on less than $6.85 daily, some see wealth increase by billions in a single trading session.
Temporal aristocrats
When fortunes span geological ages, they create gravitational fields warping entire economies. These aren’t just rich people—they’re temporal aristocrats commanding resources across human evolution. Musk’s fortune could provide clean water to everyone who lacks it, twice over. Yet 735 million live in extreme poverty while astronomical sums sit in stock portfolios. As AI and biotech accelerate wealth creation, we could soon see trillionaires whose fortunes would require starting before Earth’s continents formed.
Quick reference:
Elon Musk: $371B = Stone Age start (368,975 B.C.)
Mark Zuckerberg: $247B = Ice Age start (244,975 B.C.)
Rihanna: $1.4B = Medieval start (625 A.D.)
Usain Bolt: $90M = Great Depression start (1935)
Global median wealth: $2,500 = Started 2.5 days ago
Professor C. Justin Robinson is pro-vice chancellor and principal of UWI’s Five Islands Campus