"Just cut it open and pour it into a glass!" my other half says witheringly, watching me standing with a carton of strawberry Ribena in my hand. She bought the Ribena carton in a hurry from a corner shop and failed to notice at the point of purchase that the straw had become detached.
Dejected, I stare down at the vestiges of melted wax that once fastened the absent straw and its plastic film sheathing to the cardboard box.
"Pouring it out takes away the whole romance of Ribena," I mumble. It's at times like this, straw-less, that my inner child comes out.
Also, I know that when I see the unnatural colour of the "strawberry" flavoured drink it will alarm me. Earlier in the week, eating a takeaway curry (the Anglo-Indian kind, rather than the Indo-Trini kind), she had remarked upon seeing the yellow-stained basmati rice cushioning the lamb chunks, potatoes and vegetable curry sauce of our biryani, "Imagine what your insides looking like if the rice looking like that."
I snip the corner of the carton and pour. I think about the history of this seemingly modern cordial juice drink. It was in fact first manufactured during World War II and distributed as a national product by the British government during rationing.
The original flavour, blackcurrant, was intended as a vitamin C supplement for fruit-deprived children, after oranges became scarce as the Nazi U-boats skulked the depths of the Atlantic shooting down Allied gunships and submarines and making it all but impossible for cargo vessels to safely cross the ocean.
Blighty's malnourished children, at risk of scurvy, were saved when the food scientists at a horticultural centre in rural Somerset realised that blackcurrants were one of the richest home-grown sources of vitamin C.
The berries were made into a thick concentrated syrup, then diluted and branded Ribena after Ribes nigrum, the Latin botanical name for blackcurrants.
Later, bought for hundreds of millions by the pharmaceutical giant Glaxo-Smith Cline and now owned by a Japanese company that bought it for over a billion pounds, Ribena's healthy credentials also became diluted, and then disproven entirely.
Far-fetched claims that it was kind to teeth and contained no sugar had to be removed from packaging after a ruling by the Advertising Standards Agency.
As I sipped this unhealthy legacy of British wartime food science and thought about the other marvels of rationing–beef dripping on toast, SPAM in a tin, and the stodgy wartime National Loaf–I realised that with all the election madness on this side of the pond at the beginning of this month, the 70th Anniversary of VE Day (Victory in Europe Day when the Nazis were defeated in 1945) had been almost forgotten.
The news agenda paid little attention to the war veterans around the Cenotaph on London's Whitehall as David Cameron's shocking victory dominated the national attention on May 8.
Several hundred angry young protesters approached Downing Street to vent their frustration at his re-election but were beaten back by police officers. The following day the Daily Mail carried pictures of the graffiti they had scrawled on the Women's War Memorial which read: "F--- Tory Scum."
For the Caribbean soldiers who served and died for Britain in two world wars, it took a long time for their services to be officially memorialised.
In 2002, the Queen unveiled the Commonwealth Memorial Gates on Constitution Hill in Hyde Park–the motherland's tardy tribute to the young men and women from the Caribbean, Africa and the Indian subcontinent who gave their lives in World War Two.
As for the Caribbean and African (note: the two are always grouped together in England) servicemen and women who fought in World War One, it took until last year, the 100th anniversary of the Great War, for a memorial to be erected in Windrush Square in Brixton.
The black British newspaper, The Voice, was the only national paper to report the event.
Last week, the BBC screened a wonderful documentary called Fighting For King and Empire: Britain's Caribbean Heroes featuring touching interviews with veterans.
When war broke out, these young Caribbeans who had been raised in their schools as proud British subjects found that despite their eagerness to volunteer there was a colour bar on them signing up. Soldiers had to be of "pure European stock."
Once the ban on "coloured" volunteers was lifted, there were still efforts to segregate the troops and Caribbeans were at first denied overseas duties.
Largely invisible, their stories were an overlooked footnote in history for decades.
With one of the British Empire's largest oil refineries, Trinidad fuelled the naval resistance to Hitler's U-boats when the Caribbean Sea became a war zone.
In 1941, the Mighty Destroyer recorded a calypso called Adolf Hitler, which made him Calypso King. He died in 1944 without seeing Hitler's downfall.
Today, the British Army still has Trinidadians and some with calypso credentials. Sheldon Skeete, the reigning UK Calypso Monarch, is in the RAF, fixing fighter planes at the base in Brize Norton, Oxfordshire.
His winning entry in 2013, Send Them Afghanistan, was a tongue-in-cheek suggestion for thieves and murderers and crooked politicians.
In 2007, Maurillia Simpson from San Fernando was critically injured when the British Army base in Basra was shelled.
Like many Caribbean fighters, she is still awaiting adequate compensation for her sacrifices.
